OMFS! A Gold-Plated WHAT?

As I was perusing the interwebs this morn, I stumbled across a story about a gold-plated vibrator worth $4,000 stolen from the Erotika Luxo sex shop in Brazil on Thursday.  WTF? $4,000, you have to be kidding... Right?
So I decided to google gold-plated vibrators... OMFS!  I found this one for... drum roll... $10,300.... Made me choke on my freaking coffee.... SMH!

It kinda looks like a gold-plated turd.... but all I can say is I better have the best orgasm of my life for that amount.